he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
