The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
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And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
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Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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