Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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