first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
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He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
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By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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