im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
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