i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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