just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
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The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
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I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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