I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
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I have surprise drugs for everyone
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
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I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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