Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
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He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
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He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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