some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
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Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
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My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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