Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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