I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
two words...techno handjob
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
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Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
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2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I am available for nakedness
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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