Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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