belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
P.S. I can't hear my feet
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
You did what with his pubic hair?
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