her vagine was all disorganized.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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