I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
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I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
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You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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