Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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