i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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