is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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