Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
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judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
The upside of Thirsty Thursdaying with the client last night was that he was so hungover that he didn't want to spend time wrangling over the contract extension this morning.
Boss just said I'm getting a bonus for this. Want to celebrate our anniversary a week early tonight?
This is why I married you.
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Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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