another moral hangover. fuck.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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