new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Someone shattered a urinal.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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