I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
someone owes me an orgasm
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Randomize
