I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
they need to just BURY HIM!
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new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
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he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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