I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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