So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
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i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
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I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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