Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Princesses don't give blow jobs
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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