and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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