How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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