Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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