i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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