you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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