We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
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