i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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