At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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