wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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