My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
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It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
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Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
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