I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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