sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
His hands were made for my vagina.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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