Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
i out mim tonsoeep
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