Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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