People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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