sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
But theres a keg here and me gusta
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
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