I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
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And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
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After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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