She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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