Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
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Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
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What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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