yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
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trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
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The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
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