sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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