What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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