i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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