Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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