if you like me you must not know who I am
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
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The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
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Gay?
German.
Pity.
How does it feel to date your dad?
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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