Your face is a jimmy john
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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