sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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