i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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